Can we all relax about the Red Sox "Bullpen by Committee?" It's April, people. Let's not jump off the bandwagon just yet. Save that for August. Save it for when we climb to within 2 games of the Yankees and then take the long road trip to the West Coast... when we head back with an 8-game losing streak, the bandwagon will be filling up. Or you could wait for the inevitable injury to one of the Top 3. Whatever it's going to be for you, save it for late summer. Stop your whining and be thankful there's any baseball at all. Grab your $80 tickets, drink your $5 piss beer and watch another year go by without a World Series Title. That's what this kid will be doing. Only difference is this: I will NEVER jump off the bandwagon, I will NEVER drink the piss beer, I will NEVER spend $80 for a ticket. I'm a fan in January and June. I only drink piss beer during NASCAR races. I only spend $80+ for a ticket if it's the playoffs and Pedro is battling Roger. And I only jump off the bandwagon after suffering through an 18-inning scorcher in Arlington, Texas in which an entire team quit for the season. Thanks for the memories donkeys. Thanks for sucking ass, Jose Awfulman. Good riddance Mike Lansing. Goodbye Angry Carl. 2003 is here. Pedro, Nomar and Manny are ready. This is THE year. The Yankees are going down. Seriously, it's going to happen.


See you in August.