Definition of crabbiness: waiting for a subway train in single-digit weather for over an hour, finally getting on a train only to be told 10 minutes later it's out of service, then finally getting on one for good only to listen to people yell and scream at each other to get out of the way.

Sigh. It's a crabby girl's dream. But as I've been saying to people all day - at least I'm not in a Tsunami. I'm not in a burning tower. All is well. Life goes on. Work can wait.