This Crabby Jerkface will once again be a Cheerful JollyFace this weekend, as I will be relaxing my irritated self in the woods of Maine. If you didn't know, Maine's the way life should be. No, I'm not kidding, head up there and you'll find out for yourself - and they will remind you, too, as you cross the state line. Not convinced yet?

No contact with the outside world.
No computers.
No TV.
Sitting by a Lake as a light summer breeze flows through your unwashed hair.
Falling asleep with only the sounds of crickets outside your window.

Sigh. Is there anything better than that? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Don't worry, when I cross over the state line again on Monday, into that scary place called New Hampshire, the crabbiness will return. Because let's face it people, the Sox will have been swept by the Yanks because of 4 blown saves by Byung-Hyun Kim, and all hopes of the postseason will be smashed. Ahh... the joys of being a Sox fan. Priceless.