You know, I don't even feel like wasting my crabbiness on Pedro. The dude may be one of the best pitchers in the game, but he's also a spoiled baby who needs to shut up and pitch. I don't want to hear a thing from a guy who's making $17.5 million while sitting on his ass complaining that situations that have nothing to do with race are examples of racism. That goes for you, too, Gary Sheffield.

I've had it, Pedro. Shut up and pitch. In fact, I don't think I'd care if we got rid of you. Just get something in return, Theo.