Hey – can you hear me now? Good.

The one and only Sweaterhead has left the building. She’s off to become a bigger Smart Ass than she already is, although I didn’t realize that was possible. Goodbye TLC. Hello Brandeis!

There should be more people in this world like Aimee. Yeah, she’s the vege freak who wears gooey green sweaters and kid’s overalls, does her hair like Princess Leia, dances until the silly boys drool, and likes that weirdo Paul Reubens, but she’s also one of the best people I have ever met. It’s hard to impress this crabby jerkface. Heck, it’s hard to even DEAL with this crabby jerkface. But she does it all. She cares about this world and everyone in it more than most people do. She cares about everything as we all should. She’s going to Brandeis so she can try and make a difference in this world. She will make a difference. Lucky for me and so many others, she’s already made a difference.

Aimee, you rock. I already miss you at TLC but there’s no doubt that you’re where you should be – on your way to bettering this f**ked up world.

"All who have accomplished great things have had a great aim, have fixed their gaze on a goal which was high, one which sometimes seemed impossible." -Orison Swett Marden